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Monday, November 24th, 2008

Daily Archive

Do seagulls play the lottery?

Posted by Office-Bob on 24 Nov 2008 | Tagged as: General Craziness

I was driving to work on Monday morning, already at Defcon 3 due to the insanity of a tailgating driver on the Georgia Viaduct, when I heard the van in front of me honk his horn and swerve as much as he was able within the limited confines of the roadway.

I then watched as a seagull ended up underneath the van; I suppose the honking was an effort by the van driver to warn the bird that crossing the road at that particular place and time wasn’t such a great idea.

I fully expected to see the gull meet its maker, but to my amazement it not only managed to avoid being hit by the van’s left rear tire but it popped out from underneath and flew away completely unscathed.

I don’t know if gulls have any concept of Luck but if they do, that particular gull had one hell of a story to tell its flockmates over their morning garbage breakfast.

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