September 2012

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This week’s episode of Adventures in Home Ownership…REPLACING THE SOAP DISPENSER!

Posted by Office-Bob on 24 Sep 2012 | Tagged as: General Craziness

That’s right, folks, not everything in my life is as exciting as blowing stuff up - sometimes I actually have to deal with the mundane stuff.

The dispenser in question is in the kitchen and mounted in the sink, to be used for dish-washing soap (yes, I’m one of those Luddites without an automatic dishwasher, deal with it). The pump mechanism died, so I set about trying to locate a suitable replacement.

I found a dispenser unit at IKEA, and my first hope - that I’d be able to just swap out the pump head and not have to replace the storage bottle mounted under the sink - was dashed because, of course, they’re not the same diameter.

Unscrewing the bottle from underneath the sink should be easy enough, right? Well, no, because this thing was so old that I was only able to get the nut loosened enough to become incredibly frustrated at my inability to grow an extra set of arms, or to lengthen the ones I have a la Reed Richards.

I learned a long time ago that when I start getting frustrated over things like this it’s better to step back and cool off. Since there were other errands that I needed to do I went ahead and did them, allowing me time to ponder the dilemma and think of an appropriate solution.

Eventually the solution I was seeking came to me in the form of the saying, “There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives a hacksaw.”

A quick trip to my workshop and I was soon happily sawing away at the neck of the bottle housing, now available to me through the small amount of gap I’d been granted by that tiny amount of play in the mounting nut which was holding the pump neck to the bottle housing…it was small, but it was large enough for the hacksaw blade and that’s all that mattered. Of course after finally removing the old dispenser I found that the hole was just a teensy bit smaller than what was needed for the new dispenser, but that’s easy enough to fix with my Dremel and since I still had other things to do, I decided to stop there and wait until tonight to finish the job.

Tune in again next time for another exciting episode of Adventures in Home Ownership entitled…ASSEMBLING THE CARPET CLEANER!

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